1.) Reboot
2.) Reboot again
3.) It’s always DNS
4.) Under-promise, over-deliver
5.) If you think it’s going to be a disaster, get it in writing. CYA
6.) Poor planning on a users part does not constitute an emergency on yours
7.) Friday are Read-Only
8.) Test your backups
9.) If it’s not ticketed, it’s not getting done
10.) Treat all users the same, regardless of their last name