| |Destroy All Humans|Villain Protagonist, Action, Third Person, Sci-fi, Remake| \\ The cult-classic returns! Terrorize the people of 1950's Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest their DNA and bring down the US government in the faithful remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities.|A very very nice remake / remaster. \\ Between the graphics, control and audio bumps, the game just feels amazing playing thought. \\ \\ Not only that, it's not full with pointless "fluff" just to increase the playtime. \\ You get in, you get the game mechanics rather quickly and you just have a blast, well, Destroying all Humans. \\ \\ The humor isn't as top notch, but that Is probably just the normal nature of things, we don't (hopefully) find fart jokes the best jokes ever written. \\ \\ All in all, a very fun action adventure third person shoot gamer with some very nice / funny references, very good gameplay and control, amazing updated graphics and very nice sound design. \\ \\ Expect about 13 to 20 hours of total gameplay, depending how much trouble you have completing all the Challenges if you go for the 100% completion.|11/2023| | |Destroy All Humans|Villain Protagonist, Action, Third Person, Sci-fi, Remake| \\ The cult-classic returns! Terrorize the people of 1950's Earth in the role of the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest their DNA and bring down the US government in the faithful remake of the legendary alien invasion action adventure. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities.|A very very nice remake / remaster. \\ Between the graphics, control and audio bumps, the game just feels amazing playing thought. \\ \\ Not only that, it's not full with pointless "fluff" just to increase the playtime. \\ You get in, you get the game mechanics rather quickly and you just have a blast, well, Destroying all Humans. \\ \\ The humor isn't as top notch, but that Is probably just the normal nature of things, we don't (hopefully) find fart jokes the best jokes ever written. \\ \\ All in all, a very fun action adventure third person shoot gamer with some very nice / funny references, very good gameplay and control, amazing updated graphics and very nice sound design. \\ \\ Expect about 13 to 20 hours of total gameplay, depending how much trouble you have completing all the Challenges if you go for the 100% completion.|11/2023| |
| |En Garde!|Action, Action-Adventure, Beat' em up|En Garde! – the swashbuckler action game! Battle graceless guards and nefarious noblemen in fast-paced fights full of spectacle. Use the environment, your wit and your blade to teach them all a lesson!| \\ A souls-like if souls games had training wheels for the entire duration of the game. \\ Like Sekiro, but instead you had loving parents. \\ \\ Graphics, sound, gameplay, comedy, everything about the game is in the "good" realm. \\ The only major issue is the duration, since the game has only 4 missions, and even going for 100% achievements is more of a repeat / loop gameplay then new content. \\ Takes less then 3 hours to do the main story, about 10-20 hours to 100%. \\ \\ Would still recommend this game if you can grab it for a good price and / or want a very simple and easier souls-like - but satisfying - combat. \\ | | | |En Garde!|Action, Action-Adventure, Beat' em up|En Garde! – the swashbuckler action game! Battle graceless guards and nefarious noblemen in fast-paced fights full of spectacle. Use the environment, your wit and your blade to teach them all a lesson!|A souls-like if souls games had training wheels for the entire duration of the game. \\ Like Sekiro, but instead you had loving parents. \\ \\ Graphics, sound, gameplay, comedy, everything about the game is in the "good" realm. \\ The only major issue is the duration, since the game has only 4 missions, and even going for 100% achievements is more of a repeat / loop gameplay then new content. \\ Takes less then 3 hours to do the main story, about 10-20 hours to 100%. \\ \\ Would still recommend this game if you can grab it for a good price and / or want a very simple and easier souls-like - but satisfying - combat.|02/2024| |